BABS ½ 
A  G rated Tiny Toons fanfic by da Bunnyman (and be warned it has nothing to
do with Ranma ½)
by da Bunnyman  (BUNNYMAN@worldnet.att.net)


"Hold still" Babs Bunny said as she fixed the bow tie of her boyfriend Buster
Bunny. Buster was fidgeting as Babs rushed him into getting dressed in his
traditional toon tux (tuxedo coat, formal shirt, cummerbund, bow tie and no
pants.) Babs was dressed in a pink formal dress that matched her fur, her ears
styled up for a more mature look. 

They were getting ready to try to crash a formal party at Acme Looniversity that
was being thrown Burt 'Boxoffice' Badger a visiting film producer who had come
to Acme Acres on a talent search for his latest big screen comedy. He had been
holding auditions that afternoon for a leading lady, and of course Babs had been
determined to get the part. 

Babs Bunny entered the hall in full gear acting up a storm as she did dramatic
readings, slapstick comedy, songs, dances and a non-stop series of her best
celebrity impersonations that should impress any casting director. As she finished
she looked around the room to see what the reactions was. And she found herself
staring in disbelief at the empty rehearsal hall. "What happened, there were
supposed to be auditions here till 3PM" she screamed as she looked at her watch.
The only other person in the hall was her blue furred boyfriend who also looked
very puzzled. "Gee I figured someone else would turn out to audition for the part"
he said. "I know, it's not everyday that a Hollywood talent scout comes to Acme
Acres" Babs added.

The pink bunnygirl was really feeling down now "I made sure I was here right on
time too" she said. "I made sure you'd be early" Buster added proudly "I set your
watch back 2 hours so you'd get here in plenty of time and be first in line."  Babs
breathed a sigh of relief. "Two hours" no wonder no ones here yet" and she sat in
a chair to await her chance for stardom. As Buster sat down next to her Babs
spied a clock on the wall of the hall. A strange expression came over her face as
she saw the time. Sadness turned to anger, and anger became outrage. Forcing a
calm look on her face Babs leaned close to her boyfriend. In a voice that strained
to remain flat she asked "Buster, what did you say you had done to my watch?"
Not noticing the subtle signs of an immanent explosion Buster nonchalantly
answered I set it back two hours, so even though it says 3PM now its actually
only."

Buster saw the clock on the wall that said 5PM, he realized what he had done and
that he was doomed. He never saw the huge toon mallet Babs whacked him with
knocking him unconscious.    

He woke up and found himself in Acme Loo's costume room just as Babs was
selecting a dress for herself and a tux for him. She quickly explained her plan to
him. Tonight they are throwing a swanky going away party for the director. "You
and I are going to crash that party so I can audition for him" she said as she
looked at dress after dress on the racks. She added sweetly "it's my last chance to
show off my talent" and then switched to a loud angry growl "and you better not
mess it up for me again." 

And so the smartly dressed bunny couple walked the short distance from the
costume room to the entrance to the Acme Loo banquet room. Stopping them
from going any further was Arnold, the huge muscular dog who, at times, seemed
to guard every door at Acme Loo. For tonight he was wearing a very tight tuxedo
that showed off every huge muscle in his body. "Do you puny bunnies have the
invitations" he asked in an Austrian accented growl. Buster looked nervously at
the huge pit bull. Babs was full of confidence and just said "I'm sure we're
expected, we're Babs." She waited for her blue furred boyfriend to add to their
catchphrase. But Buster only looked silently at the guard who was slamming one
fist into the palm of his other hand producing a loud explosion each time. Babs
shook her head and muttered softly to herself "boys." She then poked Buster in
the ribs to let him know he had missed his cue. He felt the poke and in a very
weak voice added "and Buster Bunny" joining in with Babs for the "no relations"
part.

With a little push from Babs, both bunnies started walking through the doorway
and into the party. They got about 2 steps in before both were picked up by
Arnold and deposited back outside with no more. "You are to stay out of the
party, it is not a place for the children" he growled. Not one to take no for an
answer Babs immediately tried running past him again. But Arnold was fast and
Arnold was VERY strong. With barely any effort he grabbed Babs by the scruff of
her neck and without missing a beat picked up Buster too and dumped both of
them outside the building with no more effort than if he brushed some lint off his
jacket.

Buster got up and then helped Babs to her feet "well we tried" he said. But Babs
had a determined look on her face "and we will keep trying too, come on Buster."
She used every toon trick she could think of. Disguising themselves as waiters,
sneaking in through the kitchen, hiding under a food cart, but each time Arnold
was there to toss them out. "This is not a party for the children" he would say as
he tossed them out. Each time he became a bit rougher and tossed them further &
further from the banquet room. The last time he hurled them so they actually
landed back at the costume room they had changed in. Well actually they landed
in a mud puddle near the entrance.

As the two bunnies picked themselves up out of the puddle Buster said "well
that's it, we gave it our best try." Babs squeezed muddy water out of her dress "I
hate giving up but I'm out of ideas." Buster nodded "I know, I hate giving up too
but face it, you were easy enough to spot at the party, all the other ladies were
twice your height, and all dressed up in slinky gowns." Babs frowned "yeah, those
showoffs." Buster mumbled something about them having a lot to show off but an
angry look from Babs silenced him. Suddenly a light bulb went glowed over Babs'
head and anyone who is a cartoon fan knows that meant she had an idea.
Grabbing Buster's arm she pulled him out of the puddle and headed for the door
of the costume room. "Come on Buster, you're going to help me grow up" she said
as she opened the door.

Several minutes an angry Buster, now without a tux, or any clothing talked to
Babs as she applied makeup and a long blonde wig to herself in a mirror. "Babs
Bunny you are completely nuts if you think I'll go along with this plan." There is
now way I am going to be the bottom half of a bunnygirl disguise. Babs finished
with the makeup ignoring Buster's rant, when she was done and Buster had
stopped she walked over to him.
Turning on all her charm she softly rubbed his chest "but Buster, it's my only
chance of getting into the party and auditioning for the producer" she purred. It
calmed him down, but he was still adamant about not doing it. Babs used every
trick she knew to try to talk buster into doing her plan. Nothing worked and
despite all her sweet talk, snuggling and charm he was not moving. Babs then said
to herself "okay, time for my secret weapon" and without another word she
grabbed Buster in a hug and gave him a long kiss. 

Buster Bunny awoke in a futuristic looking building. He couldn't move and
looking down he saw why. He had been imprisoned in a cocoon that held his arms
pinned to his sides. An alien suddenly came over to him, he knew the alien was
seeking to harm him. The one thing that did puzzle him was why the alien wore 2
pink bows on its ears? Then the alien spoke "are you okay Buster" it asked in a
growly voice that slowly turned into the familiar tones of Babs as Buster slowly
came out of the dream.  

Or was it a dream? He still could not move his arms. Looking down he saw why,
he was wearing pantyhose, up to his neck! While he had been stunned by Babs'
kiss she had expertly dressed him in the sheer stockings then finished by pulling
the stretchy panty part up over his body imprisoning his arms inside it. Buster
struggled to escape from the stretchy material but it was no use. It was just too
tight. "Fraid you won't be getting out of those without help" she said holding up
the package they had come in. Buster read it and his heart sank 'Acme Dominatrix
brand pantyhose, TOTAL control top style'. He was stuck all right. Babs just
smiled "you brought this on yourself Buster, remember you were the reason I
missed the audition today, so you are going to help me audition tonight. He knew
she was right, it had been his fault and he agreed to help her. But that did not
mean he would like it.     

While her bunny boyfriend had been in dreamland, Babs had assembled
everything she would need for her disguise. Buster, still wrapped in the hosiery
restraint, frowned as she sat him down and opened a shoe box. "Aw Babs, do I
have to wear those things" he said as she removed some dressy sandals from the
box.. Babs frowned at him "look Buster, they're the only pair of women's dress
shoes I could find in your size, besides, we're going to need the extra height." The
shoes slipped on Buster's stockinged feet with little difficulty. They were a simple
design, just some black, crossed straps in front to hold his feet in place. Babs then
pulled the back strap up over the back of his heel and wrapped it around his ankle
fastening it on with the tiny buckle attached to it. "There" she said admiring her
work "those should stay on you okay." Buster looked uneasily at his feet. The
sandals also featured high stiletto heels which forced his foot into a weird angle.
He dreaded having to try to walk balanced on them.   

But there was no avoiding it as Babs helped him up and steadied him till he got
his balance. "Okay Buster, you better practice walking in those shoes" she said as
she eyed his ankles wobbling on the thin, high heels. Very carefully Buster took a
step trying to remember what he had learned in Bugs Bunny's toon drag disguise
classes. Unfortunately, most of Bugs' female disguises tended to be barefoot (okay
bunnyfoot) and as Buster fought to keep his balance he realized why. But with
some coaching from Babs he eventually was able to get the hang of them enough
that he no longer was in danger of falling with every step. Babs instructed him to
act like he was walking on his toes and to take short feminine steps. When he
seemed to have that part down she said "now for the next test."

Pulling a chair over to him she carefully climbed onto his shoulders. Buster held
onto the chair as she climbed on to him again fighting for balance. "Here we go"
Babs said as she had Buster take his hands away from the chair "supports away,
we have a go" she added in her best NASA technician voice. Buster suddenly
shouted "Houston, we have a problem" as his first step threw him seriously off-
balance and the 2 bunnies found themselves hurtling towards a wall. Luckily Babs
was able to throw her hands up to keep them from colliding with it.

But with more practice the double bunny team was able to succeed in its fight to
stay upright. Babs hopped down off his shoulders and guided him over where she
had put the rest of the disguise. She laid the other items over a chair where she'd
be able to reach them easily and then clambered back onto Buster's shoulders. She
picked up the first item and Buster knew he was not going to like it.

'It' was a long black lace corset that she pulled down over both of them. It would
give their 2 in 1 bunnygirl all the proper curves. Buster's shoulders formed the
hips with his head caught in the narrow wasp waist. Babs of course was the top
half. She gripped the laces in the front of the garment and started tightening it. As
it closed, it smoothed out the girlish figure flattening out any bumps that shouldn't
be there. It also pushed up a little pink cleavage into the bra cup part that Babs
padded out to proper starlet proportions. Buster of course was not happy with this.
The corset squeezed his head snugly and his vision was restricted to what he
could see through the laces in the front of it. Plus he had realized that since he
was the lower half of the disguise that Babs had made an ass out of him.

She then picked up the evening gown she had selected and started pulling it down
over her head and zipping it up in back once it was in place. Adding some tight
black gloves that covered most of her arms, earrings, a necklace and a fake
cottontail she said "let's take a look at ourself, head over to the mirror Buster."
The practice had paid off as the newly created bunnygirl walked to the mirror
with nary a stumble. Once there Babs was able to see the full disguise, and she
was impressed. 

The corset had done its job well smoothing the two small bunnies into a single
hourglass figure. The black, sequined, strapless gown showed off every curve as
well as Babs' new accentuated cleavage. The makeup and wig gave her an older
more mature and very sexy face to top it. Buster, who could see through the thin
fabric of the dress saw the sexy girl in the mirror and could not resist giving a
wolf whistle. Babs frowned at this "just what I need, a whistling bellybutton."
Getting back to looking over the new body she was on she could not resist
rubbing her silk gloved hands along the new curves. The sexy illusion was ruined
as her waist suddenly giggled.

"Buster you have to stay quiet" she said with a little anger. "Sorry Babs, I'm a little
ticklish there" he said. Babs sighed "okay Buster, we better get going, now
remember the signals we worked out for when I want you to move." Having been
told to keep silent, Buster just nodded. However since his head was inside the stiff
corset this resulted in the bunnygirl's top half shaking back and forth in the air.
Babs gave her new waist a slight bonk to let it know not to do that again. She used
her signals to get them over to a table where she picked up a small purse that
matched the dress and contained some makeup items she might need. The final
touch was to spray herself with some exotic perfume. Taking a last look in the
mirror she saw only a sexy, soon to be star. With a smile she said "let's go" a
small cough from her waistline doing nothing to ruin her confidence.  

The short walk to the banquet room really convinced Babs her disguise would
work. The long, tight skirt of the gown made Buster take small steps. Which,
combined with his slight unsteadiness in the high heels, produced a very sexy
walk for the bunnygirl. As they approached the party she noticed most of the male
toons eyeing the curves she had created for the fake starlet. One she spied in a
mirror watching every move of their cottontail as they did their slinky walk down
towards the entrance to the party. Getting by Arnold this time was a snap as he
was mesmerized by their hourglass curves and ample bustline. What Babs thought
was the red carpet being unrolled for her turned out to be Arnold's tongue. So
entranced was the pitbull that he never even asked for an invitation as
Babs/Buster walked by (he also didn't even stop smiling when Buster accidentally
stepped on his tongue with a sharp spiked heel, ouchie!)  

Once inside Babs looked around trying to find Burt Badger, no luck though. It
seemed like he was the only male toon who did NOT come over and hit on her.
Seemed like every guy there wanted a date with her and she was hard put to fend
them off. She had quickly come up with the fake name Rebecca Rabbit and a
story of being a new girl in town (with a mental laugh she realized it was a half
truth anyway.) A fake phone number got most of the guys on their way so she was
able to circulate around the party. But an hours wandering around the party
produced no results.

Well there were some results. Buster was complaining to her every time they
were alone. His feet were killing him in the high heels and he wanted to sit down.
Babs explained that sitting was out of the question since they'd look very weird
sitting because they wouldn't bend like a real girl would. But he still complained
more & more and Babs was getting nervous he'd expose them. One guy had come
close enough without her noticing to hear her speak to Buster. However he did not
hear Buster so as far as he knew Rebecca just seemed to be talking to her
cleavage (he still asked for a date too.)

Finally she had had enough and after talking to a final guy she managed to slip off
into an unused coat room where she could talk to Buster. After locking the door
she unzipped the dress and loosened the corset laces so they could get it off.
Before she could say a word Buster just said that he was sorry about his
complaining but he just had to rest a little.. He sat down on a chair and let out a
huge sigh. Babs sighed too and removed the high heels from his feet. "Okay
Buster, tell you what I'll do" she said as she watched him wiggle his toes once
freed from the confining shoes. "You can be on top for awhile" she said as she
started to peel the pantyhose off him.  

After applying makeup to Buster and fitting the blonde wig on him, Babs handed
him the long black glamour gloves while she put on the pantyhose. Buster put on
the gloves and started putting on the jewelry she had been wearing when a
worrisome thought suddenly hit him. "Babs, won't the guys at the party notice that
Rebbecca's fur has turned blue?" "I doubt it" she said as she put on the high heels.
"Buster, you're going to be a sexy girl with long blonde hair, an hourglass figure
and a big bustline, most of the guys there won't even notice you have a face, let
alone what color your fur is." 

So a short time later a blue furred Rebecca Rabbit emerged from the coat room.
Though she seemed to walk with more confidence now, she actually looked very
nervous. Not that any of the guys noticed. Almost as soon as soon as "she"
returned to the party the Buster found himself fending off male toons intent on
getting Rebecca's phone number. Worse yet one of them came over, took Buster's
gloved hand in his and after softly kissing it started telling Buster about the
romantic weekend he had planned for them. He also said that he was going to
make Rebecca keep all the promises she had made to him so she didn't have to
pack too much clothing.

There was no getting rid of this guy as he held Buster/Rebecca's hand and would
not let go. The way he gazed into his new "girlfriends" eyes told Buster that love
had taken him. The love was so overpowering that Buster could see visions of
himself in a wedding gown walking down the aisle of a church. He shook his
head and to chase the vision away (especially since the wedding night was
coming up.) He realized there was no way he could handle this guy, it called for
an expert at turning off romance. And thinking back to some of the fights he had
had with Babs, Buster knew where to get one. In as calm a voice as he could
muster he said "excuse me a minute, I need to use the little bunnies room." 

After a quick trip to the coat room a pink furred Rebecca returned and whispered
"watch how its done blueboy." It only took Babs 3 sentences to rid herself of the
hopelessly in love toon. The last one was just her saying "I hope we can be
friends" which seemed to turn off the hearts in his eyes instantly. She was proud
of how well she handled it and the fact that she made it look so easy that she
heard a "doh" from her waistline.  Actually the 'doh' was because Buster realized
he had been set up. Babs had deliberately flirted with some guys to make sure
Buster wouldn't want to stay topside for long.

Then out of a corner of her eye Babs spotted her main target. Burt Badger, alone
and looking a little bored. "Perfect" she thought "he'd love some female
companionship and some good conversation." She signaled Buster who, despite
his being upset at Babs, performed his half of the disguise flawlessly and got them
over to Burt with a sexy walk that really got the Badgers attention.

Burt Badger saw the beautiful bunnygirl walk towards him across the room and a
smile came over his face. Babs saw the smile and knew this was it, her big break.
Burt was obviously checking her out and looking over every curve of her (okay
her & Buster's) body and liking what he saw. She put a seductive smile on her
face to show him she recognized him and she signaled Buster to slow own a little
so as not too look too anxious.

But then it happened, Burt's smile turned into a frown. And as she got over to him
he had regained the frowning, bored expression he had had when Babs first saw
him. Babs introduced herself and really turned on the charm but it was no use. He
was not really even a bit interested in her. He just stood there as she talked not
really paying attention, just looking out into the crowd at the party. Finally Babs
had had enough and said in a voice dripping with venom "I hope I'm not boring
you too much?"

Burt finally turned to her and apologized. "I'm sorry, uhm, Rebecca was it?" A
frowning Babs nodded a yes as her anger grew even more. "As you know, I came
to Acme Acres to audition talent for a new movie I'm making, when I saw you
walking across the room I thought you were the perfect girl for a part in it." Babs
got a hopeful smile on her face.
"But as you got closer I could see you weren't the right one" he added. "I saw her
earlier, she was dressed very similar to you and has a similar hairstyle, but she has
BLUE fur." "She is the one I will make a star" he said with a finality that caused
Babs jaw to drop. 

Slowly Babs walked away dejected. As she did a Burt Badger said to himself
"something odd about that girl, She looked like she was about to cry, yet I
could've sworn I heard her laughing as she walked away." As Burt watched her
leave the party he was puzzled even more "why did she just punch herself in the
stomach?"

END