Title: "THE CARROT CRIME" By: Samantha Felisha Schreiber (AKA Debriansk@webtv.net) Characters: Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon, an old inventor, Duck Vader It was a warm and sunny afternoon in Acme Acres. Buster Bunny had just finished his school day and was on his way to the Acme Diner to buy a cold glass of carrot juice, just as he did every day. He entered the diner and was met by a very hysterical Babs Bunny. "Buster!" she cried. "It's gone!! Every last drop of it!" Buster tried to calm his best friend. "Whoa, Babsy, slow down. What's gone?" Babs tried to talk but couldn't. She couldn't stop sobbing. Her pal Shirley the Loon walked up to Buster and took over. "Like, all of the carrot juice was stolen or some junk," she explained to him. Babs regained control of herself for a moment. "Remember that maniac, Duck Vader? The one who tried to turn planet X into goat cheese? Well, I saw him come in a huge space ship and he used a beam of some kind to steal all of the carrot juice in Acme Acres. He took all of it!!!" she broke down into loud sobs again. Shirley pat Babs on the back as Buster tried to calm her with words. "Don't worry Babs," he reassured her. " I'll get it back." Buster asked Shirley to help him get the juice back. They sat Babs down with some of her other friends and then left the diner. They ran to a nearby warehouse where an old inventor lived. Buster convinced the old man to let them borrow his experimental space ship. Soon the two toons were in outer space. Shirley was a bit confused. "Buster," she asked, " do you, like, know where this mondo bizzaro creep lives or some junk?" "That's where I need your help," he replied. "Shirl, if I picture him in my mind, could you possibly see that thought and get a fix on where he is?" "Like, piece of cake" she said. Buster closed his eyes and thought back to the time when he and Babs and Hamton flew to outer space, and their encounter with the universally-feared Duck Vader. Shirley concentrated on Buster's thought and slipped into a kind of trance as she let her senses guide her Her hands glided onto the controls and she drove the ship the rest of the way, with her eyes closed the whole time. In a very short while, Shirley and Buster reached Duck Vader's huge spaceship. Shirley slipped out of her trance while Buster parked the tiny craft on top of the enemy's ship. He looked over at Shirley, who was holding her head. "You o.k.?" he asked. "I just need a minute," she said. "Finding this guy was a totally huge drain on my mind." "O.K." he replied, " you stay here in the ship. I'll be back fast." Buster left the craft and made his way into the huge space ship. He found a long hallway that led him into the main weaponry chamber. Duck Vader was there. Buster crouched down in a dark corner and gazed at a huge ray gun in the middle of the chamber, with a huge cup of carrot juice attached to it's side. Duck Vader let out an evil laugh. "This is the best plan I've ever devised! I failed in my last attempt to destroy planet X, but this time I will be victorious. With my new carrot juice-powered ray gun, the people of planet X won't know what hit them! Nothing can stop me from destroying that useless rock now!!" Buster silently climbed to the top of the cup on the gun. "Never underestimate the power of a rabbit going through carrot juice withdrawal," he said to himself. When he reached the top of the huge cup, Buster pulled out of his pocket a small super-strength vacuum. He put the hose into the cup and flipped the "on" switch to ultimate power. The vacuum sucked up all the carrot juice and stored it in a built-in container. After Buster finished taking back the carrot juice he quickly climbed down and ran to his small space ship, not wanting to be around when Duck Vader realized that his plan had been sabotaged. A short while later, Buster and Shirley were back on earth. They returned the old man's ship and brought the carrot juice to the Acme Diner, where they found all of their friends waiting for them. They served the carrot juice to everyone and Buster told them of what had happened. ---- END ----