This song came to me one night when I had a strange dream of the Disney movie
Hercules but starring Warner Brothers Toons instead. I have not yet written any more 
than this song but maybe it will inspire somebody else to do it for me. ( Perhaps even 
several different versions, now THAT would be a sight.) 
	My vision  involved Buster Bunny as Harecules, Bugs as Zeus, Lola as Hera, 
The Monstars as the Titans,  Babs Bunny as Babsera (Meg),  Plucky Duck as Pluck (Phil),
Shirley McLoon as all three Fates, Wakko Warner as Wakkos (Hermes' role), 
Dizzy Devil and Hampton J. Pig in place of Pain and Panic and Marvin the Martian filling 
in for "the lord of the underworld" (or in this case maybe the film vaults) Hades.

Hare to Hero
Sung to the theme of "Zero to Hero"
As sung by "The Amuses" Played by:
                   Minerva Mink, Fifi LaFume, Hello Nurse, and "Buttermilk" Slappy Squirrel
As spoofed by Les Vensel and Abel DuSable

Amuses: 	Well ring my bell
		Hare was doing well.
		Fighting crime and all the time
		selling flavored jell.

		Where darkness fell
		Hare just Gave 'em Hell.
		Soon those monsters knew
		they were all S.O.L.

		He was a no one
		A normal Weird-O.
		Now he's a Main Man!
		He's Abnormal!
		He was a guy who took no sass!
		Here was a Hare who was major brass.

Slappy:		Yeah, yeah. All because he could kick some monster's...
Other Amuses:	SLAPPY!
Slappy:		What?

Amuses:	Pluck the Puck
		ran amuck with... Mer-chan-dise.
		And got the seal
		on a movie deal. (Music by Tim Rice)

Minerva:	No more money cares, He was endorsing wares
		And had loot coming out of his ears.
		He endorsed it all, into the fall,
		He even opened up a local Sears.
Other Amuses:	MINERVA!
Minerva:	What?

Amuses:	Say no way!
		He leaps into the fray.
		His one-liners and haymakers,
		Put 'em all away!
		Folks lined up,
		just to buy his stuff.
		Double file and Triple file,
		They couldn't get enough.
		
		Hare he comes,
		He sees he conquers.
		He K.O.'ed his rivals,
		And beat up Bonkers.
		He locked up the censors in a trunk.
		Every girl thought he was a major hunk.

Fifi:		I sink he would look hot as ze Skunk, yes?
Other Amuses:	FIFI!
Fifi:		Quoi?

Hello Nurse:	Who puts the MAIN in Main character?
Amuses:	HARECULES!
Slappy:		Guess who's up for best actor?
Amuses:	HARECULES!
Minerva:	Is he cool?
Amuses:	TOTALLY FROSTY!
Fifi:		Is 'e a dear?
Amuses:	NEVER BOSSY!
		Harecules, Harecules...

		He was going strong,
		Nothing could go wrong.
		Not even the Tabloids...
		With their dirty tricks,
		Could make anything stick,
		To his teflon Deltiods...

		He was a Plain Dwayne.
		A Zero, Hare-O.
		Now He's an idol!
		He's a hero!

		He had the wits, strength, speed and mind...
		He showed the people,
		From gutter to steeple.
		All of the people...
		He was one of a kind.


Slappy:		Ehhhhhh. Enough with the singing already.

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